all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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