Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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