Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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