This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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