Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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