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say what?
wanna hang out?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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