I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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