I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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