ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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