I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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