Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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