I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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