I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Randomize
