Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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