so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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