Got a toothbrush?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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