What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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