going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Randomize
