I wish I could teleport
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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