I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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