Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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