then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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