My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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