please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Buhtt sex?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Randomize