so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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