Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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