white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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