Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I have grass duct taped all over my body
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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