Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Randomize
