i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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