Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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