I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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