Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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