Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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