She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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