I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
just tell him i said nine months
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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