Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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