I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
