Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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