with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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