I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
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