love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Randomize
