I must be too annoying 4 u.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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