singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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