Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry Lovelace36 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(703): View more from Virginia

he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust

Fav 92 2401 6259
share tweet
(631): View more from New York

Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.

Fav 47 5001 1273
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(281): View more from Texas

He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid

(918): View more from Oklahoma

Did you send adult things?

(281): View more from Texas

Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year

Fav 16 1153 3861
share tweet
(678): View more from Georgia

I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.

(770): View more from Georgia

WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!

Fav 49 1723 7464
share tweet
(+61): View more from Australia

Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.

Fav 29 7272 1952
share tweet
(303): View more from Colorado

She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.

Fav 4 3329 1188
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(641): View more from Iowa

What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.

Fav 5 1399 1128
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(703): View more from Virginia

Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.

Fav 0 15 29
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(870): View more from Arkansas

If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.

Fav 0 90 10
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT