Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
