why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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