Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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