OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I've blown a few things in my day
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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