Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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