Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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