Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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