I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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