He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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