So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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