Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Randomize
