if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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