She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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