North Korea, Best Korea!
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
i need to put some appletini on your dick
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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