Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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